The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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