This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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