He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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