But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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