You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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