im gay
i know
yea but for you.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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