In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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