I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
