Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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