He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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