i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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