I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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