Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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