dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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