the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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