fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You pole danced in your parka.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
