U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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