I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I understand Curling. That high.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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