If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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