Buhtt sex?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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