I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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