i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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