We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My breasts were aching with rage.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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