Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
