the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
