Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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