Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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