it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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