so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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