You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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