But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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