It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
...so i touched it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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