That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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