Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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