is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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