So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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