Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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