honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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