And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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