well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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