: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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