we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I intend to get homeless drunk
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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