I can text with my tongue
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I think your dad took our porno
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
