Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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