My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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