Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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