I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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