i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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