What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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