He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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