i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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